Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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