garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
there is glitter all over my balls
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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