I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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