ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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