No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
only you would photoshop your dick
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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