I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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