Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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