id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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