he wants to bone in the snuggie
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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