I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
