he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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