belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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