Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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