i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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