OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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