me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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