I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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