Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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