Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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