i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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