And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think people are normalizing furries
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
