i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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