I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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