on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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