Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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