So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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