Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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