Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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