but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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