she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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