Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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