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she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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