ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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