I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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