she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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