Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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