Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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