I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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