VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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