i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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