After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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