i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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