If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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