I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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