yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
