Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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