sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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