Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
All the doctor said was why
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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