Small penises have feelings too.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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