let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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