You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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