All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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